1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
um cant remember
2. How do you hide boners?
tuck it behind the elastic in my pants / underwear
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
talking to my ex over the internet pretty emotionally
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
pre-cum; of course!! who hasnt?!
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
playing around in bed 
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
um im sure i have one from when im younger but i cant remember
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
yes =/ wanted to get hard but was pretty tired
8. How long does it take you to get hard?
pretty quick
9. What's the length of your boner?
6-7"
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
abit of both - i can get them REALLY easily some times =/