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Originally Posted by asslvr
A little butterfly told me you needed some questions so you can have lots of spanks, so here you go.
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Did she now!? I guess the term 'some' means something totally different in Canada then it does here in the Netherlands.
1) If you could choose a new user name what would it be?
Worm
2) How old are you?
37
3) Whats your Birthday?
It's in May. I don't want to name the specific date if that's alright.
4) What starsign does that make it?
Taurus
5) Whats your favourite colour?
In general: Red. But that doesn't mean I wear a lot of red or have it in my house everywhere
6) Whats your lucky number?
I don't have a lucky number
7) Do you have any pets?
Nope
8) Where are you from?
The Netherlands
9) How tall are you?
About 180 cm.
10) What shoe size are you?
Size 45 EU / 11.5 US
11) How many pairs of shoes do you own?
Counting flip flops and rubber boots too: 9
12) If you were prime miniser/ruler of the world what laws would you make?
Total ban on all weapons production.
Total abolishment of the death penalty
Pedicure parlors would be free. 
13) If you were a super hero what powers would you have?
Super human strength. That seems fun and convenient. But I wouldn't want to appear strong.
14) and what would your hero name be?
SuperWorm
15) and what outfit would you wear?
Just my regular outfit. I don't want to appear like a super hero. Just baffle people when it turns out that I am.
16) What was your last dream about?
I don't know, I don't remember my dreams.
17) What would you do if you won the lottery?
Live a life of travel and doing volunteer work, I think.
18) Would you like to build/design your own house?
Sure, although it's not so important for me.
19) Which form of public transport do you prefer?
Subway. It's the only form that doesn't annoy me.
20) What talents do you have?
Maybe that I'm quite artistic? I'm not sure, I haven't done much with it yet.
21) Can you juggle?
No
22) Can you solve a rubix cube?
Nooo
23) Do you have a cherished childhood teddybear?
Nope, I never had any stuffies
24) Are you psychic in any way?
No, and I don't believe in such things
25) Are you a good dancer?
Not at all
26) Are you a good singer?
Maybe... if I would train my voice
27) Are you a good cook?
No, but I think I would be if I wanted to.
28) Are you a good artist?
Potentially, yes
29) Are you a good listener?
Yeah
30) Are you a good public speaker?
No, but I'm not too bad at it. I have done it not too long ago.
31) Are you a good babysitter?
No
32) Are you a good mechanic?
No
33) Are you a good diplomat?
No
34) Are you a good employee?
Yes
35) Are you a good dresser?
Yes, when I do dress
36) Are you a good swimmer?
Yeah, well, maybe not professionally
37) Are you a good skier?
No
38) Are you a good lover?
I don't know
39) Are you a good musician?
No, but I have tried in the past
40) Are you a good comedian?
Not like a public comedian, but I can make people laugh when it's not staged
41) Are you a good cleaner?
Good enough, but I'm not all fussy about it and I like to clean as fast as possible
42) Are you a good actor?
I think so
43) Are you a good writer?
A little bit
44) Have you ever been bungee jumping?
No, and I never will
45) Have you ever been canoeing/kayaking?
Yeah, quite a few times
46) What types of holidays do you prefer?
Relatively active, mixed with lazy days just lounging about (at the beach)
47) Whats the furthest you've ever been on holiday?
More then 17,000 kilometers
48) What was your favourite holiday?
In the jungle in South America
49) Where would your dream holiday be?
Private tropical island in the South Pacific, where I could be naked all day every day
50) Can you tap dance?
No
51) Whats your favourite zoo animal?
Tiger, although they really belong in the wild
52) Whats your favourite sport?
I am not into sports, but if I must choose I still choose football (soccer)
53) Whats your favourite food?
Swiss cheese fondue
54) Whats your favourite pizza topping?
Olives
55) Whats your favourite film?
The Shawshank Redemption
56) Whats your favourite song?
I don't have a favourite song
57) Whats your favourite alcoholic drink?
Beer (lager)
58) Whats your favourite non-alcoholic drink?
Coffee
59) Whats your favourite TV program?
I never watch TV
60) Whats your favourite boyband?
None
61) Whats your favourite girl group?
None, I'm not big on music if you can believe it
62) What would be your ideal partner?
A women who is kind and caring, very open minded, likes to travel, good humored, intelligent, not fussy about being dirty or not able to shower for a week, but likes to dress well and look good when she can, very feminine, kinky, dominant and sadistic, black hair, blue eyes, big boobs, amazing feet.
It's all not equally important in reality, but you asked ideal so I described ideal.
63) Do you want children?
Not at all
64) Do you want a church wedding?
No, I don't want to get married at all
65) Are you religious?
No, I'm an atheist.
66) Do you like reality TV programs?
No, I don't watch TV
67) Do you like TV talent shows?
I do like to watch '<country> got talent' on YouTube sometimes. Some nice surprises can be found, although I still think that is all staged as well
68) If you were gay who would your life partner be?
Who? I don't know. Some hot guy I guess. But I don't know who is a hot guy since I'm not gay.
69) If you could go back in time to change one thing what would it be?
I would change my professional eduction to something in the hard sciences.
70) How many hats do you own?
2
71) Are you any good at pool?
Not really
72) Whats the highest you've ever jumped into the water from?
1 meter? Not much for sure
73) Have you ever been admitted to hospital?
Only for a few hours as a kid when I had my tonsils removed
74) Have you ever had any brushes with the law?
I have been stopped for speeding in another country. And speeding tickets in general sometimes.
75) Have you ever been on TV?
Possibly, I was in the audience of Jerry Springer once
76) Have you ever met any celebrities?
No
77) Have you ever been to Legoland?
No
78) Have you ever done something heroic?
No
79) Have you ever played a practical joke on anyone?
I once pulled the chair away from someone but that was not nice at all
80) Have you ever been the recipiant of a practical joke?
At school, many times
81) What would be your best achievement to date?
Landing me my first job. I was very proud then.
82) Do you prefer baths or showers?
Showers
83) Do you prefer towel drying, blow drying or natural dryin your hair?
Towel
84) Have you ever built a snowman?
Yes I have
85) Have you ever been sledging?
As a kid yes
86) Have you ever flown a kite?
Yes
87) What colour socks are you wearing?
I'm not wearing any socks now. Never when I'm home.
88) If you could live anywhere, where would that be?
A tropical island
89) Have you ever been famous?
No
90) Would you like to be a big celebrity?
No way!
91) Would you ever go on Big Brother?
Not a chance
92) How big is your TV?
124 cm diagonal
93) What is your most essential appliance?
My coffee machine
94) What type of music do you like?
All types and no types. I am not big on music but I can appreciate almost any. Preferably something unique, not the same recycled pop song over and over again.
95) Have you ever been skinnydipping?
Yes I have
96) How many Pillows do you sleep with?
Just the one
97) What position do you often sleep in?
Straight, on my side
98) What do you wear to bed?
Preferably nothing, but often I have to wear a t-shirt because otherwise it's too cold
99) How big is your house?
About 100 square meters
100) Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?
Sunrise, I'm very much a morning person
101) What do you typically have for breakfast?
Bread
102) Do you like scary movies?
Yeah, if they're good. Most of them are absolute rubbish though, more so then every other genre
103) Whats your favourite Milkshake flavour?
Just vanilla, but I'm not really a fan of milkshakes
104) Have you ever been in a newspaper?
No
105) How long can you balance on one foot?
Pretty long if I have to. I once balanced on one foot in high heels for 10 minutes. That was evil!!
106) Have you ever fired a gun?
Yes, for clay targets
107) Have you ever tried archery?
Yes, I liked it and hit a bulls eye too
108) Whats your favourite condement?
Condiment? Pepper.
109) Whats your favourite clean word?
Feet I don't know, I don't have a favourite word
110) Whats your favourite swear word?
Kut! Which is Dutch slang for a vagina.
111) Whats your least favourite word?
I don't know. I don't really like the word 'daddy'
112) What was the last film you saw?
Midnight Run, it's old
113) What football team do you support?
None
114) Whats the longest you've gone without sleep?
Not much more then 24 hours
115) Whats the tallest building you've ever been up?
The original World Trade Center
116) Do you have any scars?
Yes I do, one small one on my finger
117) Do you like marmite?
Yuck!
118) Did you ever win any sportsday events?
Nope
119) What did you want to be when you grew up?
I never really thought about it and I still don't really know
120) If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
I wish I was more confident
121) Whats the longest you've ever grown your hair?
Just a little over my ears. I keep it short now.
123) Are you scared of flying?
Maybe a tiny bit but mostly only during take off
124) Would you rather trade some intelligence for looks or looks for intelligence?
I'd rather trade some intelligence for better looks. That might seem odd but I think dumb people have the potential to be happier
125) Have you ever tie-dyed your own clothes?
I never dyed my clothes in any way, I buy them pre-dyed
126) How often do you buy new clothes?
As little as I can. Maybe once every few years on average. I usually buy high quality so that it lasts very long
127) Are you reliable?
Very
128) Are you proud of yourself?
Sometimes
129) Have you ever had a secret admirer
Not that I know of
130) If you could ask your future self one question what would it be?
Are you happy? Although I really don't want to know anything about my future
131) Do you hold grudges?
No
132) If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature what new animal would you create?
A horse and an eagle, pegasus looks cool!
133) Do you decorate the outside of your house for christmas?
No I don't
134) Can you solve sudoko puzzles?
No I can't, I'm pretty bad at math
135) Have you ever played conkers?
I don't know what that is so no
136) Whats the most unusual conversation you've ever had?
I don't recall any unusual conversations in real life. I find some of the conversations I have hear pretty unusual.
137) Are you much of a gambler?
Not at all
138) Are you much of a daredevil?
Maybe a little, I am open to trying new things, not just kinky
Good lord what did you do to me, giving me 444 spanks in one post!! 