[cumminglots12]

When did you last vomit? What was the reason?
2012, food poinsoning.
Do you have any tattoos? If so, where exactly? Be as specific as possible.
Yes. A small kanji for peace on my left shoulder and a hanya mask in the center of my back.
How many different cocks have you sucked in your life?
12
How many cocks have you sucked? If the answer is none, why not?
Is this different from the one above, I'm confused.
Did anyone ever accidentily catch you naked? Who was it? How did both of you react?
Yeah, my mother-in-law caught me naked today while I was edging. She was super creeped out, I was worried she'd tell my wife, and it was a total buzz kill.