I, DirtyDevil offer myself to anyone who wants me for 1 week or 50 PMs.
I agree to be bound to them for this time, and will complete any task they give to me to their satisfaction. If I fail, or do not live up to my agreement in any way, I agree to be named, shamed, and appropriately punished.
My limits are:
Photo, video, eating poop and permanent
Otherwise, you may do as you please with me.
Signed: DirtyDevil
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