We will start off with what you will wear.
4. Boxers and a t-shirt
Now, lets get a look at that body and get it tidied up.
4. Shave armpits
That looks better now, doesn't it? Lets begin.
5. Squeeze balls for 45 secs then 10 taps
Now lets coat them with some lovin'
6. Toothpaste on nipples
Now wait 10 mins and edge 3 times.
Feeling a bit fresher? Good. Wash it off. Lets get a bit messy.
4. 2 cans of Custard. One over your head and the other in your underwear
(For those of you not wearing underwear, apply item to area relating to your roll.)
Now sit for 15 mins in your sticky gooey position before cleaning.
Well done. All freshened up again. Go get your favourite pair of boxers and place directly below the edge of the toilet on the floor. You will be wearing these tomorrow for 24 hours. Now roll and see if theyll be wet, damp or dry.
6. Stand 4 feet from toilet and pee, any pee on the floor or seat is to be wiped up using your boxers.
master forced me to lick piss on seat and floor and at 4 feet there was some
karl
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