Of course I would roll a 6 for my first one. I'm having no luck with dice today. XD
SECTION 1: Masturbation
1: Right hand or left?
Right.
2: Slow or fast?
Varying speeds.
3: Porn or none?
Yes please. 
4: Toys or none?
Vibrator.
5: Lubed or dry?
We girls are lucky, we have natural lube. 
6: Bed or shower?
Bed.
SECTION 2: Celebrities (in bed)
1: Zac Efron or Leonardo diCaprio?
Leo DiCaprio... oh my childhood crush.
2: Milla Jovovich (Resident Evil, Ulraviolet) or Cameron Diaz?
Milla, hands down.
3: Barack Obama or George Bush?
Ugh, really? Obama, he's younger.
4: Michelle Obama or Laura Bush?
Michelle, ditto above.
5: Vanessa Hudgeons or Miley Cyrus?
Vanessa, because ANYONE is better than Miley.
6: Gerard Butler (Phantom of the Opera (phantom), Nim's Island, P.S. I Love You) or Antonio Banderas?
Mmmm Gerard Butler please...
SECTION 3: Fetishes
1: Feet or piss?
Feet.
2: Armpits or nipples?
Nipples.
3: Ice cream or pudding?
Ice cream.
4: Piercings or tattoos?
Tattoos.
5: Caucasian or Asian?
Caucasian, I guess. Don't really care.
6: Leather or chains?
Mmm, leather... 
SECTION 4: Pornography
1: Fetish porn or plain old sex?
Fetish - bondage!
2: Gay porn or lesbian porn?
Lesbian.
3: Furries or rubber?
If I had to choose? Rubber.
4: Doctor's office or school?
School.
5: Animated or live-action?
Live action.
6: Anal or oral?
Oral.
SECTION 5: Rituals
1: Shower/bathe in the morning or at night?
Usually morning.
2: Sleep naked or not?
Not.
3: Masturbate in he morning or at night or not at all?
At night, generally.
4: Wash hair or body first?
Body, hair last.
5: Put on pants before socks or socks before pants?
Pants first.
6: Get online right when you get up or later?
Depends on the day, and when I wake up.
SECTION 6: Oral
1: Teeth or tongue?
Tongue.
2: Head or whole shaft?
Alternate between both.
3: Condom or bare?
Bare.
4: Lube or not?
Not needed.
5: Giving or receiving?
Both... but receiving is niiiice...
6: Standing or kneeling or sitting?
Kneeling to give, lying down to receive.
SECTION 7: Basic Sexy Crap
1: GIRLS: Panties or thong or none or other (specify)?
Regular bikini style panties.
2: Would you rather a dick (yours or someone else's) be cut or uncut?
No preference, really...
3: Virgin ass or not (Yours)?
Yep, virgin.
4: Ice or hot wax?
Ice.
5: Nose or assh*le?
For what? Nose, I guess, assholes are gross...
6: Electricity or fire?
Electricity.