SECTION 1: Masturbation
1: Right hand or left?
Right
2: Slow or fast?
Sometimes fast, sometimes slow
3: Porn or none?
Depends on my mood and the situation
4: Toys or none?
Same as #3
5: Lubed or dry?
Lubed
6: Bed or shower?
Bed
SECTION 2: Celebrities (in bed)
1: Zac Efron or Leonardo diCaprio?
Leonardo DiCaprio
2: Milla Jovovich (Resident Evil, Ulraviolet) or Cameron Diaz?
Milla Jovovich
3: Barack Obama or George Bush?
Barack Obama
4: Michelle Obama or Laura Bush?
Michelle Obama
5: Vanessa Hudgeons or Miley Cyrus?
Vanessa Hudgens
6: Gerard Butler (Phantom of the Opera (phantom), Nim's Island, P.S. I Love You) or Antonio Banderas?
Gerard Butler
SECTION 3: Fetishes
1: Feet or piss?
Piss
2: Armpits or nipples?
Nipples
3: Ice cream or pudding?
Pudding
4: Piercings or tattoos?
Tattoos
5: Caucasian or Asian?
Caucasian
6: Leather or chains?
Chains
SECTION 4: Pornography
1: Fetish porn or plain old sex?
Fetish
2: Gay porn or lesbian porn?
Lesbian
3: Furries or rubber?
Rubber
4: Doctor's office or school?
Doctor
5: Animated or live-action?
Live-action
6: Anal or oral?
Both
SECTION 5: Rituals
1: Shower/bathe in the morning or at night?
Morning
2: Sleep naked or not?
Not
3: Masturbate in he morning or at night or not at all?
Depends on my mood. Sometimes morning, sometimes night.
4: Wash hair or body first?
Hair
5: Put on pants before socks or socks before pants?
Pants first
6: Get online right when you get up or later?
Later
SECTION 6: Oral
1: Teeth or tongue?
Tongue
2: Head or whole shaft?
Both
3: Condom or bare?
Bare
4: Lube or not?
My mouth creates enough lube
5: Giving or receiving?
Both
6: Standing or kneeling or sitting?
Sitting
SECTION 7: Basic Sexy Crap
1: GIRLS: Panties or thong or none or other (specify)?
All
Boys: Boxers, boxer-briefs, briefs, none, or other (specify)?
2: Would you rather a dick (yours or someone else's) be cut or uncut?
Cut
3: Virgin ass or not (Yours)?
Not
4: Ice or hot wax?
Hot wax
5: Nose or assh*le?
For what? Asshole
6: Electricity or fire?
Fire