"Place a banana intact (don't peel it) in the freezer.
After 1 hour, strip completely naked and take the banana from the freezer. Watching a nearby clock to keep track of the seconds, push the entire banana up your asshole. Write down number of seconds.
The total number of seconds that it takes to get the entire banana in your asshole until your sphincter closes down on the stem will be subtracted from the minutes you keep the banana in your asshole (max 60). Multiply the result with the length of the banana and multiply that result with the diameter (all in centimeters) to get your points!"
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