[WalkingWholockian]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
Once in kindergarten
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
Yes... When I've taken sleep meds and left my heater on (Relaxed muscles and warm room = bad combo)
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Yeah
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
Thank god i havent.
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
My brother, during an argument with me decided to yell "(My Name)'s Bi!" even though it had no relationship to what we were arguing about. He somehow thought that would get my parents mad at me and him off the hook. All he did was end up confusing my parents (Who didn't care) and digging his own grave.
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
Nope
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
Yes :/
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Once
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
No, thank god. I'd have to rip out my eyes if I did
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
Probably lol
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
Not that I can remember
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
Lmao yeah
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
Yes. Once when I was buying an energy drink (Like $2)...my friend was nice enough to buy it for me.

Found out later my idiot brother accidentally charged my apple account $40 (all I had) because he didnt realize the account he was using was connected to my card
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
Nope
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
Never been drunk
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
No cause I'm not a shady bitch lmao
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
Nope. If I ever did...it wasnt an accident
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
Nope
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
Yes...:/
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
Yes. not much though and I had a sweatshirt I could tie around my waist
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
My toy collection lol
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
I'm sure there are. I've been threatened so many times by douchebags insisting I send them more pics or they'll post my stuff online that I'm certain I have some stuff floating around that isn't something I've already posted
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
No
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
See, this would only be a thing if I wasnt already constantly an idiot lol
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
Doubt it. I dont usually argue with people who are actually experts
25. Have you ever been in jail?
Nope
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
yep but I'm pretty sure it was in a spot no one would see anything
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
it happens
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
No
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
nope
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
yes... he was fresh out of college and very attractive...but also very not single lol
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
not going to lie.....yeah. Some anime dudes thooooooo
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
Nope. I always go in anticipating what I'll be spending (...Or have my credit card ready just in case.) Most my bill ever was was a date with my boyfriend at the melting pot $150 for the two of us
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
I think so. I drop forks all the time lol
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
Nope. I've basically only had one first date and it took my (now) boyfriend like 3 months to work up the nerve to ask permission for a kiss (Yes, he asked if he could and I thought that was so sweet and adorable <3 )
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
Nope
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
yeah but the lady just forgot a tag
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
You know....like my face?
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
Nope. I shave at least 1-2 times per week so it never gets long enough to do anything
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
Just gotta be discrete lol
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
No, I always check