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4- 1 month

EDGING
5- In order to do anything recreational (such as watching TV, play on getDare, etc) you must edge twice per hour. You must read non-fictional books/articles that you aren't already reading for school/work for a total of 5 hours in order to earn an orgasm.

BLADDER CONTROL
1- Any time you need to pee you must first spend 5 minutes standing in front of the toilet thinking about how much you need to go. If you must go right away (eg: you're at work and cannot afford the 5 extra minutes), you may. However, the next time you must pee, you must spend 15 minutes standing in front of the toilet instead of 5.

UNDERWEAR CONTROL
3- You must wear thongs and only thongs throughout your entire rules period. You may not go commando. If you do not own at least two thongs you must either buy some, or reroll for this section.

PET PLAY
1- Cat- When you are alone you must crawl on all 4's at all times. You may stand up to reach items, but then must return to all 4's to get to where you need to go.

LINE WRITING
3- Every day you must listen for a cool or inspirational quote from those around you. Write the quote you heard 10 times every night. If you did not find a quote to write, you must instead write the following sentence 30 times: "I am an idiot who cannot follow simple rules."