Does it count if you're pantsed by the ocean? I should probably explain...
I was on a beach holiday and took a chance to swim at the beach while I was there. I swam a bit further out from the shore than I typically would and got caught in one of those localised currents that can sweep you out further than you intend. I tried to swim against it and get back toward the shore but my swimsuit bottoms weren't very close fitting and ended up getting swept off as I swam.
I was left with a choice.. keep heading for shore or try to grab my bottoms that floated to the surface before they disappear. I went for the bottoms and caught them but ended up out of my depth. A coast guard saw me get swept out and came after me. He was able to get hold of me and guide me back toward the beach. I couldn't just head up out of the water still pantless so when it was shallow enough to stand again I had to tell him what happened so I could fix my outfit before being taken back to shore. He was the only one that knew but I was briefly bottomless on a beach.
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