[cacti]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? Nah, always been able to get to the toilet
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? Once, it was just unfortunate. I'd waited half an hour for the bus home nowhere near a toilet and had to pee the whole time, made it to my front garden and ended up bursting.
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Nah, always careful to lock the bathroom door and when getting changed I'm always behind my wardrobe door in case they decide to walk in unannounced.
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? Yeah a couple of times, just turned away instantly.
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? I hope not, I've fallen asleep with some porn open on my laptop before and I honestly don't know if they'd ever seen it
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? Nope.
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? Nope.
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Nah, there's been some close calls when masturbating though.
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? Nope, thankfully not
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? In a library once. I though the coast was clear.
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? Thankfully not.
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? Countless times by parents
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? Nope, hopefully this never happens either
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? Yeah, the stairs at my work are lethal and I've fallen down them at least twice
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? Awful drunk text, deleted it when I'd realised and never talked about it with the person.
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? Nope.
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? Nope.
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? Nope, always been paranoid about this though.
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? Yeah. Too much toilet roll.
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? N/A
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? Honestly can't think of anything, my laptop hard drive if anything.
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? There probably is a couple, hopefully none with face that I've trusted certain people with.
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? Nah, was taught well to be careful
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? Not that I can recall.
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? There were probably more than a few times with school teachers.
25. Have you ever been in jail? Nope.
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? Pants zipper down has happened so many times it's actually stupid how easily I can forget to put it back up.
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? A couple of times. Just apologised.
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? Yeah, it was stupid of me and ended badly.
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? Nope.
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? Nope.
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? Oh, countless times. There are too many.
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? Nope. I'd never do that if I were the one paying the bill lmao
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? Loads of times, embarrassing but whatever
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? Nope
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? Cheat in video games or hide & seek? Yeah.
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? Nope.
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? Unfortunately.
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? Too many times, it's so frustrating
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? Yes. It's torture.
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? Countless times in my home, once in a public toilet. Thankfully nobody else was in there.