Monkey and I were talking, and we're quite underwhelmed by the lack of embarrassing questions that make up most so-called "humiliating" truth threads. Thus, we have come up with a list of questions that we think most people would
really be too embarrassed to answer. Or, at least, they're awkward as hell.
(This questionnaire works best if you answer in detail.
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1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
I don't think so? Maybe back in kindergarten.
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
Nope
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Once by my mom. Sliding bathroom door with no lock at my parent's house.
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
A few times. Say sorry and get out.
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
Nope
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
Nope
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
Nope
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
I don't think so.
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
I know when they have sex, but it's not like I'd ever consider walking in on them.
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
Probably yes.
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
A few times.
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
Nope
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
Yep. Twice. Sad days.
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
Not a full flight of stairs, but a couple stairs is more than I can remember.
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
Yes
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
Nope
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
Nope
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
Nope
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
Nope
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
Maybe my first? Otherwise, no.
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
Probably my bank statement, the amount of dirty laundry, and my somewhat large stash of plugs.
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
Nope
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
Yes. But only because my dad's email was hacked and the scam email came from his email.
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
Too many times.
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
Cops on speed limit.
25. Have you ever been in jail?
Nope
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
Yep. Some of my cloth just ends up having holes in them.
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
Yes. Home, all the time. Public... Only when the other person doesn't lock the door.
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
Nope
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
Nope... How does that even happen?
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Yes. A lot of the first year classes are taught by students few years older that are going for their masters/PhD.
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
Nope
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
Yes. Moxies.
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
Yes
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
Nope
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
Nope
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
Yes
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
Back in high school... Face?
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
Don't think so. Wax.
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
Yes. But just excuse yourself and take care of it in private. Or just turn your back to others and quickly deal with it.
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
All the time at home, but don't have to go to he closet?? Just have to get up and grab a new roll from under the sink.