Monkey and I were talking, and we're quite underwhelmed by the lack of embarrassing questions that make up most so-called "humiliating" truth threads. Thus, we have come up with a list of questions that we think most people would
really be too embarrassed to answer. Or, at least, they're awkward as hell.
(This questionnaire works best if you answer in detail. )
1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
No, except those 2-3 drops that always go into the pants
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
No, same as 1
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Kinda.. I was nude and my mother came home from the groceries. But I was behind the kitchen door and was like: NOOO DONT COME IN! I JUST CAME OUT OF THE SHOWER!!! Well, she politely waited outside until I was in my room
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
No
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
Hm, again my mother. A long time ago, when I was still innocent, I thought it would be fun tying my leg to the bed. So I did and it excited me. My mum came in and just smiled..
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
NO!
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
Nope
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Almost, I could always hide under the blanket lol.
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
No.
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
Yeah in school during break. But just a friend heard it and didnt make a big deal.
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
No, thank god.
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
HAHAHA NO
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
Once I miscalculated, but it was just one item that had to be left there..
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
Only 1 or 2 steps.
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
Of course, several times. Some of them led to nice things, some led to discussions..
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
No, and I dont usually talk bad behind someone's back.
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
Almost sent a voice message but I could delete it before it was sent
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
No
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
Yeah, at home we had some issues with the pipes. Outside once, but it managed itself after some minutes.
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
A thong that belongs to a date, scrumbled up in my drawer..
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
None that I know of
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
No
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
All the time when having a crush. Isn't that part of the fun?
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
No, I am usually righ when I argue with an authority figure.
25. Have you ever been in jail?
No
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
Those things happen.. Once in school there was that bitch that I hated and she hated me. I sat on the floor, class was waiting for the teacher. My legs apart. She mentioned I had a hole in my crotch. I thought she would make fun and refused to take a look. Later in class I felt that she was right hahaha.
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
My sister never locked the door...
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
No
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
Yeah, my ex hahaha.
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
No serious one. There were 1 or 2 hot teachers, though.
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
Not cartoon, but anime: Nami from one piece. And Sakura from Naruto.
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
No
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
No
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
No
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
No
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
Yeah once but everybody did because of a software problem.
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
No
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
Thankfully not
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
No
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?