[wedgied]

So if I get a positive number that is how many hours/days/weeks I have to crossdress for?

Well I decided to roll a die for how many tosses 1=1 2=2 etc. well I got a five I threw the coins and got 3 heads and 2 tails. and to decide my level I put each word in a bag and randomly drew one. I picked insane

So:
INSANE
Heads = +1 week * 3 = +3 weeks
Tails = No Change * 2 = 0 weeks
=+ 3 weeks

I suggest others to do it similar to me to make it even more luck based