[Jaro]

Time to answer them myself!

Would you rather...?

1. ... sleep in a big old used garbage can for a week OR
   sleep in suspension bondage for a week?
   I love to try out suspension bondage, but I don't think I could sleep like that and I do value a good night sleep very much!
2. ... get a clit (not hood) or penis head piercing OR
   get an asshole tattoo?
   The tattoo definitely. It's well hidden and doesn't look as bad as such a piercing would. Also less painful I think.
3. ... lick a strangers face all over OR
   let a stranger lick your face all over?
   I don't know why but this seems the lesser of two evils (although it depends highly on the stranger of course).
4. ... give oral to the next 5 people you see OR
   french kiss the next 5 people you see?
   I'm very very straight, but I'd still rather suck a cock than kiss a guy. And some people can have very bad breath too.
5. ... for the rest of your life be horny 24/7 but never allowed to cum OR
   for the rest of your life never be horny but have an instant orgasm at any unexpected moment?
   Very very tough choice. Then this, though I'll have to wear extra layers of underwear I guess.
6. ... have to honestly answer any question anybody asks you anytime (and this does mean no limits) OR
   never be allowed to talk ever again?
   I don't really like talking anyway so this is fine. I can always use text to communicate. And I also really don't want to have to tell people my PIN number.
7. ... use a communal public toilet (so together with others) for a week OR
   live in a house with only glass walls but a private toilet for a month?
   I really value my privacy although having to shit next to someone else doesn't seem very nice either.
8. ... eat a piece of soap OR
   eat a piece of chocolate that came out of your ass?
   If I clean really really really good, maybe this isn't so bad?
9. ... masturbate with nettles OR
   wipe your ass with nettles?
   This would be quicker, although the pain would linger.
10. ... customs opening your carry-on bag and going through your toys at the airport in front of you and others OR
    the metal detector beeping because you forgot your metal butt plug which they will find when taking you apart in private?
    If I would be really really clean, the latter doesn't seem to bad, but if not.... I guess I must choose the first.
11. ... be able to see through anybody's clothes OR
    be able to read anybody's mind?
    I really don't want to be able to read minds. I'm sure I don't want to know about most people's thoughts. I think I would get very depressed.
12. ... be able to teleport anywhere you wanted but you can only do so naked and not take anything OR
    have the hottest body you could ever wish for but never be able to travel further than 100 kilometers?
    I just love travel too much and this makes it so easy. I'll find a way to overcome the drawback.