... sleep in a big old used garbage can for a week OR
sleep in suspension bondage for a week?
gonna go with suspension bondage. it sounds fun
... get a clit (not hood) or penis head piercing OR
get an asshole tattoo?
probably a clit piercing. apparently they are meant to make oral sex better
... lick a strangers face all over OR
let a stranger lick your face all over?
gonna go with get licked, even though i wouldnt want a stranger to do that at all
... give oral to the next 5 people you see OR
french kiss the next 5 people you see?
French the next 5. i hardly see anyone so it wont be too bad
... for the rest of your life be horny 24/7 but never allowed to cum OR
for the rest of your life never be horny but have an instant orgasm at any unexpected moment?
never horny. it can already be annoying now, id hate 24/7
... have to honestly answer any question anybody asks you anytime (and this does mean no limits) OR
never be allowed to talk ever again?
the honest question. although i guess sign language and interpretive dance would work. screw it never talk. i will become the worlds best mime
... use a communal public toilet (so together with others) for a week OR
live in a house with only glass walls but a private toilet for a month?
communal toilet. everyone is there or the same thing anyway
... eat a piece of soap OR
eat a piece of chocolate that came out of your ass?
soap. never want to touch anything thats been in my ass with my mouth
... masturbate with nettles OR
wipe your ass with nettles?
oww, why are you so mean? wipe, as i think it would hurt less
... customs opening your carry-on bag and going through your toys at the airport in front of you and others OR
the metal detector beeping because you forgot your metal butt plug which they will find when taking you apart in private?
look through toys. you will fine NOTHING
... be able to see through anybody's clothes OR
be able to read anybody's mind?
read minds. i would know if i have pissed someone off then
... be able to teleport anywhere you wanted but you can only do so naked and not take anything OR
have the hottest body you could ever wish for but never be able to travel further than 100 kilometers?
hottest body i could wish for. as cool as being able to teleport would be, can feel it would be more trouble than its worth
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