[Sain]

1. ... sleep in a big old used garbage can for a week OR
   sleep in suspension bondage for a week?
   It will smell, but I should be able to sleep at least. I don't think I'd sleep very well in suspension bondage.
2. ... get a clit (not hood) or penis head piercing OR
   get an asshole tattoo?
   Nobody would ever see it except during prostate exams. Also, the thought of getting any piercing anywhere disgusts me. A penis head piercing would be very bad.
3. ... lick a strangers face all over OR
   let a stranger lick your face all over?
   It's awkward either way, but I'd rather not lick a stranger's face.
4. ... give oral to the next 5 people you see OR
   french kiss the next 5 people you see?
   Some of those people are likely to be men, and I don't want to suck any cocks.
5. ... for the rest of your life be horny 24/7 but never allowed to cum OR
   for the rest of your life never be horny but have an instant orgasm at any unexpected moment?
   I would find it difficult to get any productive work done if I'm constantly horny. With the second option, I can just carry extra pairs of underwear, and it shouldn't be too much of an issue.
6. ... have to honestly answer any question anybody asks you anytime (and this does mean no limits) OR
   never be allowed to talk ever again?
   It would be very difficult for me to participate in society without being able to talk. The first option doesn't seem that bad because people usually don't ask me questions I'm not comfortable answering.
7. ... use a communal public toilet (so together with others) for a week OR
   live in a house with only glass walls but a private toilet for a month?
   It's only a week, and it's not a big deal if people can see me use the toilet.
8. ... eat a piece of soap OR
   eat a piece of chocolate that came out of your ass?
   The chocolate shouldn't be anywhere near as bad as the soap.
9. ... masturbate with nettles OR
   wipe your ass with nettles?
   I don't know what nettles feels like, so I'm imagining sandpaper. And I definitely don't want to masturbate with sandpaper.
10. ... customs opening your carry-on bag and going through your toys at the airport in front of you and others OR
    the metal detector beeping because you forgot your metal butt plug which they will find when taking you apart in private?
    Joke's on you, I don't have any toys! Also, it'd be really awkward being caught trying to "smuggle" something in my ass.
11. ... be able to see through anybody's clothes OR
    be able to read anybody's mind?
    I would make a lot of money at the poker table. And it would make things like job interviews a lot easier.
12. ... be able to teleport anywhere you wanted but you can only do so naked and not take anything OR
    have the hottest body you could ever wish for but never be able to travel further than 100 kilometers?
    Being attractive would be like living life on easy mode. People would treat me better due to the halo effect. Most aspects of life would be easier, including having a good social life, dating/relationships, and even getting hired/promoted in my career.