Welcome to our show, IllPUTitIN. Yes, there is some detailed information for the audience eyes, only. Small print.
You've already been told everything you know. (OOC: the candidate can read the first post, even open the link, but don't read the spoiler, please. The spoiler is for the audience eyes only.)
It's a pleasure to have you here. Dressed.
For now.
We will see what I have to offer you in the future.
So, while we grant the audience some time to get in mood and actively shout you some tips and hints what package you should choose, here's what is in for you today:
Will you take either
Package A) in blue
or
Package B) in orange
or
Package C) in purple
Every Package is presented in nicely colored curtains, with a bitch-blonde bimbo sparsely dressed in front of it, smiling like the dumb greenhorns they are.