[Tehlmar]

1 - Warm-Up Round
Barehanded Ball Spanks, Medium Intensity
1 - No Warm-Up for you

#2 - Are We Tying Those Balls?
Flip a Coin:
Heads - Yes


#3 - A Little Harder Now! (Hard Round Part I)
To be done Firmly, with Intent. Be a man about it and take your medicine.
3 - Fetch a hardback book, then flip it open to the middle. Insert balls and slam it closed 20 times.


#4 - What About Those Balls - Are They Tied Now?
Flip a Coin:
Tails - Nope

#5 - Hard Round, Part II
Firm, done with Intent (again)
5 - To just the right ball, 150 whacks with a ruler.

#6 - Dice Roll of Doom
Where do we go from here?
2 - Repeat Round #5, but roll again, then proceed to #7

#5 - Hard Round, Part II
Firm, done with Intent (again)
3 - 100 Very firm Slaps with each hand, so that's 200 in total.

#7 Cooldown?
Tails - No cooldown for you.

#8 - Hard Round, Part III
6 - Do #6 from Round #3 and Round #5

#9 Now what about those tied balls?
Flip a Coin:
Heads - Yes

#10 Medium Round Part I
Medium Intensity, Not too soft but not too hard either
1 - 100 with a wooden spoon to both balls
2 - Support your balls with one hand. Firmly tap the left ball with a finger 50 times.
3 - Give your balls a good firm squeeze. Count SLOWLY to 100, then release your balls.
4 - 75 whacks with the back of a hairbrush.
5 - 150 whacks with back of brush to right ball only
6 - Do the Entire Section - Yes, all of them. Aww, you poor boy.

#11 - Dice Roll of Doom Part II
Heads - Return to #7 & start over from there

#7 Cooldown?
Tails - No cooldown for you.



#8 - Hard Round, Part III
4 - Do #4 from Round #3 and Round #5

#9 Now what about those tied balls?
Flip a Coin:
Tails - Nope

#10 Medium Round Part I
Medium Intensity, Not too soft but not too hard either
4 - 75 whacks with the back of a hairbrush

#12 - If Those Balls Are Tied, Untie Them Now
No Rolling/Flipping Needed

#13 Over Now, or Not Yet?
1 - Awww, you poor thing. Restart at #1, re-rolling all sections as you go, as if you were starting at the beginning. Do NOT automatically proceed at the Dice Rolls of Doom. IF YOU HAVE ALREADY ROLLED A 1 FOR THIS SECTION, REROLL.

#1 - Warm-Up Round
Barehanded Ball Spanks, Medium Intensity
5 - Flick each ball 25 times.

#2 - Are We Tying Those Balls?
Flip a Coin:
Tails - Nope

#3 - A Little Harder Now! (Hard Round Part I)
To be done Firmly, with Intent. Be a man about it and take your medicine.
4 - With the bristles of a hairbrush, do 250 firm whacks to your balls.

#4 - What About Those Balls - Are They Tied Now?
Flip a Coin:
Tails - Nope

#5 - Hard Round, Part II
Firm, done with Intent (again)
4 - 100 spanks with the flat side of a hairbrush to your balls.

#6 - Dice Roll of Doom
Where do we go from here?
1 - UNLUCKY! Return to #1, Re-roll and start over, including completing each Round. Tough break!

#1 - Warm-Up Round
Barehanded Ball Spanks, Medium intensity
5 - Flick each ball 25 times.


#2 - Are We Tying Those Balls?
Flip a Coin:
Heads - Yes

#3 - A Little Harder Now! (Hard Round Part I)
To be done Firmly, with Intent. Be a man about it and take your medicine.
4 - With the bristles of a hairbrush, do 250 firm whacks to your balls.

#4 - What About Those Balls - Are They Tied Now?
Flip a Coin:
Tails - Nope

#5 - Hard Round, Part II
Firm, done with Intent (again)
4 - 100 spanks with the flat side of a hairbrush to your balls.


#7 Cooldown?
Tails - No cooldown for you.

#8 - Hard Round, Part III
2 - Do #2 from Round #3 and Round #5


#9 Now what about those tied balls?
Flip a Coin:
Heads - Yes

#10 Medium Round Part I
Medium Intensity, Not too soft but not too hard either
1 - 100 with a wooden spoon to both balls
2 - Support your balls with one hand. Firmly tap the left ball with a finger 50 times.
3 - Give your balls a good firm squeeze. Count SLOWLY to 100, then release your balls.
4 - 75 whacks with the back of a hairbrush.
5 - 150 whacks with the back of a hairbrush, to the right ball only.
6 - Do the Entire Section - Yes, all of them. Aww, you poor boy.

#11 - Dice Roll of Doom Part II
Tails - Proceed to #12
NOTE: If you've already rolled here once, proceed to #12

#12 - If Those Balls Are Tied, Untie Them Now
No Rolling/Flipping Needed

#13 Over Now, or Not Yet?
4 - Fairly unlucky: 500 whacks to your balls with the bristle side of a hairbrush. Then you're finished.