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Old 08-30-2016, 03:58 PM   #2568
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(Um, yes please? :P I'd just throw out the plate and get some new food!)

Granted, they repopulate to such great numbers that the earth's vegetation can't possibly support both the mammoths and the human population. We are forced to kill them all, lest we go extinct.

I wish I could have whatever food I crave materialize for my consumption exactly when I crave it.
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