My dear pet,
You're essay is absolutely adorable. It is of great quality. I love it.
Not a single word i could not understand, it's all proper English. I have the feeling you have been trying to use nice long sentences for some strange reason.
For all this,
I allow you to kneel down,
Knees on a pillow,
Still topless,
And worship my designer shoes for 10 minutes.
As we live apart i am afraid your sneakers have to stand-in for my shoes. A timer will be sufficient to be sure of the duration.
You're my fantastic super-pet.
I will look down at you while you are worshipping.
I will crawl through your hair and scratch your neck softly.
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