1. How long is your left big toe in centimeters?
What the hell is a centimeter? Kidding... Not getting a ruler.
2. What is on and/or inside your nightstand right now?
I technically don't own a nightstand. I have lube, lotion, and my iPad on my coffee table in my room.
3. How large is the booger you can pick from your nose right now?
Seems pretty clean right now.
4. How many pieces of toilet paper do you usually use when you wipe your arse?
I like to use three squares at a time.
5. What does your right finger smell like right now?
Doesn't smell like anything to me, I just smell the tea in front of me.
6. If you stand up straight in the shower and look down, can you see your toes?
Yes.
7. What color is your ass right now?
Probably red from sitting on it.
8. Do you currently have any dirt under your fingernails?
Nope, just trimmed them yesterday
9. Can you suck on your own nipples?
Nope, I can lick them though.
10. How clean is your underwear at this very moment?
Not very, I sweated a lot earlier.
11. On a scale of 1 to 10, how weirdly intimate did you find these questions?
The toilet paper one was the most intimate (like a 6?), everything else was very tame (like a 3?).
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