[survivorboy]

1. Would you rather...
Live one 1,000-year life?
Or
Live ten 100-year lives?
Ten 100 year lives, Youth is more valuable than old age in my opinion.
2. Would you rather...
Have hiccups for the rest of your life?
Or
Feel like you need to sneeze and not be able to for the rest of your life?
Feel the need to sneeze, you'd probably get used to it, hiccups are annoying and draw attention.
3. Would you rather...
Have the ability to read minds? (You will be illiterate.)
Or
Have just have the ability to read?
Ability to read minds but be illiterate (my thinking is you can learn what you need to from others)
4. Would you rather...
Watch your parents have sex every day for a year? (I’m sorry)
Or
Join in once to make it stop? (I’m sorry)
Watch (eww grody)
5. Would you rather...
Eat chocolate-flavored poop?
Or
Eat poop-flavored chocolate?
Chocolate flavored poop
6. You're on a desert island with a beautiful woman or man. Would you rather...
They are top-half fish?
Or
They are bottom-half fish?
Bottom half fish, I like cuddling and bj's too much.
7. Would you rather...
Fart popcorn?
Or
Have your past and future web browsing history available to everyone?
Fart popcorn
8. Would you rather...
Go to Hogwarts and still be a muggle?
Or
Live in a world with Pokemon, but only be able to catch Magikarps?
Pokemon, and train the Magikarps into Gyrados (mwahaha)
9. Would you rather...
Have a vagina on your forehead?
Or
Have a row of penises down your back like a stegosaurus?
Vagina on forehead
10. Would you rather...
Have a bell go off every single time you were aroused?
Or
Feel a sharp pain in your side every single time someone said your name?
Sharp pain in my side
11. Would you rather...
Have accordions for legs?
Or
Have a huge belly button 10 inches long that swayed to the beat of popular music?
Accordions for legs
12. Would you rather...
Have sex with a goat, and no one knows that you did it?
Or
NOT have sex with a goat, but everyone THINKS you did it?
Have sex with a goat
13. Would you rather...
Live in a world where huge, friendly gummy bears walk around?
Or
Live in a world where hover boards exist?
Hover Boards
14. Would you rather...
Live the rest of your life with Cheeto dust on your fingers?
Or
Have taste buds in your butt?
Taste buds in my butt
15. And now, the hardest would you rather question you will ever be asked: Would you rather...

Have a side soup?
Or
Have a side salad?

Side salad for days