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Originally Posted by Comeintotheparlor
Ok. Do this thread, but answer all the questions: http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=37030
then roll three dice (or one die, three times) First number times by 3 is how many minutes you have to tease yourself for, second number is how many times you must edge, and the third number is how many more minutes you must tease your self.
For example.
If you rolled 4 3 5=
4 x 3 = 12.
So you'd would tease yourself for 12 minutes, then edge three times, then tease your self for another 5 minutes then you may cum.
If you fail, stand in the corner for 5 mins and repeat " I'm a naughty boy" after the 5 minutes is up, spank yourself with a brush on your arse 20 times. |
First i rolled the dice i got 2.. meaning second set
then i got 1.. menaing i have to answer all the question (anyway i have to do all)
then i got 2 (i think my dice is biased..) so i ll give my detailed answers
then i got 3.. meaning no punishment but then i already have something i should do..
and then i rolled 6-2-3.. meaning 6*2 minutes and then 3 minutes to cum..
So here goes the truth..
set one.
When did you first realize touching your genitals felt good?
At age 6 when me and the neighbour girl would play i show mine u show urs game.. (we even put each others genitals in our mouth then.. but din know what do to later)
How old were you first masturbated?
at age 13.. my friend had just taught me how to do it... it was the advent of FTV in india as well..
when did you have your first orgasm?
FTV again.. no one at home.. so lowered my briefs and went into action.. din know exactly what it was.. the first time nothing came from it, i thought i ll just urinate... then i started to feel something funny
Do you orgasm a lot?
A LOT.. more than you can think of.. sometimes i think thats the reason why even though i eat a lot.. i never become fat
Who has been your weirdest crush?
Well... i may say it was a Bride i saw when i was 10.. i went to a marriage.. i couldn help myself from not being near the bride.. evrywhere she went... she wasnt even related to me.. she was my dad's office friend's sister
Have you ever been caught?
Yes.. not red handed.. just when i would clear everything up.. but don have a good explanation for why i have a weird expression on my face with a lot of sweat..
How old were you when you lost your virginity
18
Have you ever masturbated in front of someone?
ya.. once.. in front of my friend at his house.. for some reason i was so horny and wanted to prove some point.. i felt so bad after that
have you ever watch anyone?
yes.. again it was a friend.. in internet cafe!! HE got so horny for some reason and wanted to prove a point
have you ever seen someone have sex?
Porno.. nothing in real..
how many partners have you had?
2.. a friend and another girl who i blackmailed into doing it.. she was so hot i had to do it
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End of part one questions
Set two
(this counts as one question) Which word do you like better;
Pussy or cunt?
Pussy
Dick or cock?
Cock
Breasts or Tits?
Breasts
Why? Pussy, cock and breasts have some lusty charm in it i feel..
what is the strangest thing you've used to masturbate?
an orange!
What was the strangest way you've masturbated?
i was applying oil all over my body and my member got up.. that wasnt even erotic to begin with.. but i decided to go with the flow
longest time gone without masturbation?
A YEAR!! in a religious camp...
favorite fantasy?
Doing a girl and her sister at the same time
can you remember your first fantasy? if so, what was it?
yup.. BDSM
i would tie a girl out naked.. and eat cream out of her pussy
have you or someone you've done have a pregancy scare?
No.. i had been very careful
have you ever played with your urethra?
well.. yes i have.. done experimentation on that.. but it was too painful.. tried to insert a thin straw thing into it.. decided i would never do it again
have you ever played with your arse?
Yes.. lots of times
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Set three.
Worst experience masturbating?
there are two.. in a dare i had to masturbate to set a record amonsts our friends for the maximum number of times.. I did 14 times and had a very sore Penis for the whole next day..
the other was in the cafe.. i just did it over the clothes.. i was so embarrassed when this guy saw the wet spot in my pants
Worst experience fucking?
the hot girl was too bad at giving blowjobs.. it hurt!! she was constantly rubbing the sensitive part of my penis against the roof of her mouth.. i had to ask her to stop Blowing me!! can you imagine that
best orgasm?
First time i touched breasts.. shagged three time in succession... all three were awesome
Do you have a fetish? if so, what is it?
Friends actually.. i have this fetish to do dirty things with friends (i know.. i am sick)
do you watch porn? if so, to what extent?
i am a porn addict (no am not.. (yes i am..(no am not..(yes i am..(no...(..))))))
what are your turn offs?
artificial breasts.. theres no feel to it..
what are your turn ons?
voyeur or exhibitionism if that can be called one
tell us something sexual about you, you've never told anyone before
I Have a mole at the Tip of my cock.. and once i drew a smiley along with it for my gal.. so when it gets hard it goes
have you ever had a threesome?
No would love to (with two girls preferably)
have you ever been tested for stds?
my first gal asked about the length of my cock.. but nonetheless when she looked at it she told that was the biggest that she ever saw (i think they all do it)
have you ever heard your parents have sex?
NO.. i don even wish to
did it turn you on?
obviously No
do your parents talk openly about sex to you?
No.. for some reason.. they never talk to me about sex.. they think i can learn it on my own.. and this is where it has gotten me
do your friends talk about it?
YES a LOT..
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The teasing part of this went very normally... 12 minutes of teasing and cumming in another 3 minutes were a little easy..
Thankyou my mistress Comeintotheparlor.. expecting to do more stuff