items u need - cucumber, peeled bananas n plate. And full bladder
Be on all 4s and use the cucumber. Make sure u gape so u can insert the peeled banana without messy accident.
Once done, use back the cucumber for a good deal of time till the banana inside is not solid anymore.
Squat down on the plate n poop that banana out. Then pee on the plate. Get on all 4s n eat it like a doggie...
Have fun