[QUOTE=Dkaren;610649]I found this on another site, and it's basically the ultimate, most personal survey you may find. Very interesting filling it out, it's very thorough.
Are you a boy or a girl?
Boy
How old are you?
71
Are you straight, bi or gay?
Bi
Do you enjoy anal? If so, state how.
Top yes. Bottom, no, ass is too tight
Do you enjoy bondage? If so, state how.
Yes any variation, always naked
Do you enjoy spanking? If so, state how.
Yes on my bare bum
Do you enjoy being embarrassed or humiliated? If so, state how.
Yes I enjoyed it. I was tied up, stripped and played with in front of other house guests.
Have you ever had sex before? If so, how many times?
I lost count
Most amount of sexual partners?
About 9
How often do you masturbate?
Seldom
What do you usually masturbate to, and how?
Nothing
How many pairs of underwear do you own?
None
What's your favorite style of underwear?
None
Are you wearing underwear, and if so what kind are you wearing right now?
No I'm totally naked
Describe your dream partner.
Anyone rampant and lusting after me. Preferably F but M ok
For the ladies; what is your bra size. For the gentlemen, what's the size of your penis?
Penis 3 inches limp, 5 inches erect
What is your favorite color?
Buff
What kind of lingerie do you own?
A few ladies fillies
What kind of sexual toys do you have?
Vibrator, bondage kit (all sorts), Spanking, Cock n ball rings
Longest orgasm you have ever had?
Alas very short
Kinkiest thing you've ever done in public?
Stripped and put all my clothes in a clothes bank (where I can't get them back).
Most humiliated you've ever felt?
When stood up on a date
Would you be willing to have sex with someone for money?
Yes, who's paying?
Would you have sex on camera?
Yes, have done already
Have you ever posted a naked picture of yourself on camera?
Yes over 4000 naked pictures of me on the net.
Would you be willing to be a master/mistress?
Yes, I'm full of kinky ideas
Have you ever wanted a master/mistress?
YES PLEASE
Ever worn the opposite gender's clothing?
Yes
Ever stolen anything?
Yes when I was young
Weirdest thing you find attractive?
Showing my balls