When you return your movie do so wearing only a pair of high heels and a dog collar, when you get up to the redbox you must drop your disk to the ground and bend over to pick it up with your back to the store door. Then locate Ted 2 and rent it, if anyone sees you you must sensually wave to them before getting back into your car. If they come toward you do not leave until you have engaged them in some form of conversation.
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