[Emmyred]

On the twenty-third day of Christmas, Miss Emmy gave to me...
Twenty-three with a roll of (wrapping) paper
Twenty-two with a heavy book
Twenty-one fairly light ones
Twenty with ice in a sock
Nineteen with a hanger
Eighteen with a bit of knotted rope
Seventeen with a spatula
Sixteen with a wet towel
Fifteen with your favorite tool
Fourteen to the left with a sex toy
Thirteen with a water bottle
Twelve as hard as you can
Eleven with the bristles of a brush
Ten to the left with a fork
Nine while hopping on one foot
Eight with a leather belt
Seven with something silly
Six quite hard with a ruler
FIVE BALL PUNCHES
Four with a heavy shoe
Three with a fruit in a sock,
Two harsh hits with a spoon,
and one snap with a rubber band.