getDare Truth or Dare - View Single Post - 15 Really hard, somewhat random, would you rathers

Aethi · 12-21-2015, 09:32 PM

1. Would you rather...
Live one 1,000-year life?
Or
Live ten 100-year lives?

(I think that 1000 consistent years would be too... heartbreaking, boring, and depending on where you are, just frustrating. Ten 100 year lives would be ten times the fun of a normal life.)

2. Would you rather...
Have hiccups for the rest of your life?
Or
Feel like you need to sneeze and not be able to for the rest of your life?

3. Would you rather...
Have the ability to read minds? (You will be illiterate.)
Or
Have just have the ability to read?

(Textual communication is too important to me.)

4. Would you rather...
Watch your parents have sex every day for a year? (I’m sorry)
Or
Join in once to make it stop? (I’m sorry)

5. Would you rather...
Eat chocolate-flavored poop?
Or
Eat poop-flavored chocolate?

(At least I know I'm eating something normal... Even if it tastes like shit.)

6. You're on a desert island with a beautiful woman or man. Would you rather...
They are top-half fish?
Or
They are bottom-half fish?

(I don't care if they can fuck me, so long as I can see them being pretty.)

7. Would you rather...
Fart popcorn?
Or
Have your past and future web browsing history available to everyone?

8. Would you rather...
Go to Hogwarts and still be a muggle?
Or
Live in a world with Pokemon, but only be able to catch Magikarps?

9. Would you rather...
Have a vagina on your forehead?
Or
Have a row of penises down your back like a stegosaurus?

10. Would you rather...
Have a bell go off every single time you were aroused?
Or
Feel a sharp pain in your side every single time someone said your name?

11. Would you rather...
Have accordions for legs?
Or
Have a huge belly button 10 inches long that swayed to the beat of popular music?

12. Would you rather...
Have sex with a goat, and no one knows that you did it?
Or
NOT have sex with a goat, but everyone THINKS you did it?

13. Would you rather...
Live in a world where huge, friendly gummy bears walk around?
Or
Live in a world where hover boards exist?

14. Would you rather...
Live the rest of your life with Cheeto dust on your fingers?
Or
Have taste buds in your butt?

15. And now, the hardest would you rather question you will ever be asked: Would you rather...

Have a side soup?
Or
Have a side salad?

12-21-2015, 09:32 PM	#21
Aethi getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Indiana, USA Posts: 255 Blog Entries: 1	1. Would you rather... Live one 1,000-year life? Or Live ten 100-year lives? (I think that 1000 consistent years would be too... heartbreaking, boring, and depending on where you are, just frustrating. Ten 100 year lives would be ten times the fun of a normal life.) 2. Would you rather... Have hiccups for the rest of your life? Or Feel like you need to sneeze and not be able to for the rest of your life? 3. Would you rather... Have the ability to read minds? (You will be illiterate.) Or Have just have the ability to read? (Textual communication is too important to me.) 4. Would you rather... Watch your parents have sex every day for a year? (I’m sorry) Or Join in once to make it stop? (I’m sorry) 5. Would you rather... Eat chocolate-flavored poop? Or Eat poop-flavored chocolate? (At least I know I'm eating something normal... Even if it tastes like shit.) 6. You're on a desert island with a beautiful woman or man. Would you rather... They are top-half fish? Or They are bottom-half fish? (I don't care if they can fuck me, so long as I can see them being pretty.) 7. Would you rather... Fart popcorn? Or Have your past and future web browsing history available to everyone? 8. Would you rather... Go to Hogwarts and still be a muggle? Or Live in a world with Pokemon, but only be able to catch Magikarps? 9. Would you rather... Have a vagina on your forehead? Or Have a row of penises down your back like a stegosaurus? 10. Would you rather... Have a bell go off every single time you were aroused? Or Feel a sharp pain in your side every single time someone said your name? 11. Would you rather... Have accordions for legs? Or Have a huge belly button 10 inches long that swayed to the beat of popular music? 12. Would you rather... Have sex with a goat, and no one knows that you did it? Or NOT have sex with a goat, but everyone THINKS you did it? 13. Would you rather... Live in a world where huge, friendly gummy bears walk around? Or Live in a world where hover boards exist? 14. Would you rather... Live the rest of your life with Cheeto dust on your fingers? Or Have taste buds in your butt? 15. And now, the hardest would you rather question you will ever be asked: Would you rather... Have a side soup? Or Have a side salad? __________________ M/22/Gay LIKES: Clothing (not xdress) \| Video Game Dares \| Shower Dares \| Sleeping Dares DISLIKES: Messy \| Piss \| Outside/semi-public LIMITS: Involving other people \| Scat \| \| Crossdressing \| Blood \| Etc.