Originally Posted by inferiorwhiteboi
#1 - Warm-Up Round
Barehanded Ball Spanks, Medium Intensity
4 - Give your balls a good firm squeeze. Count SLOWLY to 100, then release your balls.
#2 - Are We Tying Those Balls?
Heads - Yes
#3 - A Little Harder Now! (Hard Round Part I)
To be done Firmly, with Intent. Be a man about it and take your medicine.
3 - Fetch a hardback book, then flip it open to the middle. Insert balls and slam it closed 20 times.
#4 - What About Those Balls - Are They Tied Now?
Heads - Yes
#5 - Hard Round, Part II
Firm, done with Intent (again)
1 - 200 with a wooden spoon to your balls
#6 - Dice Roll of Doom
Where do we go from here?
1 - UNLUCKY! Return to #1, Re-roll and start over, including completing each Round. Tough break!
#1 - Warm-Up Round
Barehanded Ball Spanks, Medium Intensity
4 - Give your balls a good firm squeeze. Count SLOWLY to 100, then release your balls.
#2 - Are We Tying Those Balls?
Flip a Coin:
Tails - Nope
#3 - A Little Harder Now! (Hard Round Part I)
To be done Firmly, with Intent. Be a man about it and take your medicine.
5 - To just the left ball, do 100 whacks with a wooden spoon.
#4 - What About Those Balls - Are They Tied Now?
Flip a Coin:
Tails - Nope
#5 - Hard Round, Part II
Firm, done with Intent (again)
2 - With the bristles of a hairbrush, do 250 firm whacks to your balls.Use Spiky
#7 Cooldown?
Heads - Rest your balls on Ice for 5 minutes.
#8 - Hard Round, Part III
2 - Do #2 from Round #4 and Round #5
#9 Now what about those tied balls?
Flip a Coin:
Heads - Yes
#10 Medium Round Part I
Medium Intensity, Not too soft but not too hard either
1 - 100 with a wooden spoon to both balls
2 - Support your balls with one hand. Firmly tap the left ball with a finger 50 times.
3 - Give your balls a good firm squeeze. Count SLOWLY to 100, then release your balls.
4 - 75 whacks with the back of a hairbrush.
5 - 150 whacks with the back of a hairbrush, to the right ball only.
6 - Do the Entire Section - Yes, all of them. Aww, you poor boy.
#11 - Dice Roll of Doom Part II
NOTE: If you've already got Heads once, proceed to #12
#12 - If Those Balls Are Tied, Untie Them Now
No Rolling/Flipping Needed
#13 Over Now, or Not Yet?
6 - Really unlucky! 1,000 whacks with the bristle side of a hairbrush and don't be a wimp about it. Do them nice and hard!
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