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Originally Posted by MarvHarvey
When you go to the locker room, undress in this order.
1. First, before you even take your coat off, lower your pants and underwear to your ankles where they are held on by your shoes but so you are otherwise bare below the waist.
2. Remove all your top layers so you are bare above the waist.
3. Only now may you remove your shoes and the clothes from around your ankles.
4. After your swim, get dressed in the same order. Remember to put your coat on before you pull your underwear and pants up.
Doing all this will ensure that you are naked below the waist for as long as possible - and you look funny with your pants around your ankles for so much of the time.
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I was going to an unfamiliar pool a couple of weeks ago, and dressed like this every day but one. The locker room had few people in it and everyone was minding their own business except one day a guy was staring at me from the moment I came in, and so I chickened out and only sort of did the pants-off-first thing. I felt a bit guilty afterward, but I didn't like the way he was watching me instead of what he was doing.
I did wear my tiniest speedo briefs, but no one seemed to notice except the guards, who I saw whispering and pointing the first day I was there.