Make yourself underwear out of items you find in the forest. Using that underwear give yourself a hanging wedgie for five minutes from a branch. If the underwear you made tears and you fall before the five minutes is up, dry hump the ground where you fall for the remainder of the five minutes. If your weight causes the branch to snap off before the five minutes is up, stick the branch up your ass for the remainder of the five minutes.
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Real Name: Jay Bird
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Gay
Loves: Minor to moderate ball pain, wedgies, masturbation
Likes: Anal, non-permanent severe ball pain, teasing
Soft Limits: Photography (no face), exposure
Hard Limits: Photography (with face), friends, family, children
PM me a body part and I will rub it, exposed, against a neighbor's door.
PM me a number and I will slap my balls that many times.
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