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1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)

Steve Buscemi, for the following reason: He's Mr. Pink from Reservoir Dogs, and that's more than enough reason.

2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?

Once every ten years. At every ten seconds, nothing else would ever get accomplished and I've got other stuff to do, damnit! Orgasms be damned!

3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?

The Microsoft Paper Clip helper was always good for a laugh.

4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?

If I had to pick one, underwear all day.

5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?

I am a guy and I own a comb. I don't need to brush my hair ever again. I comb it.

6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?

For multiple reasons, I consider this question creepy. A bit surprising, considering who posed the question. No further comment.

7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?

500 Payphones, because frankly it would really difficult to find that many at this point. I haven't even seen a payphone in years.