[Happy Me]

I have been wanting to do this for a very long time, so here goes!

Get Prepared!
This dare will take at least 30 minutes and maybe up to 2 hours, depending on how lucky/unlucky you are and how much time you spend writing your report.
You will need:

1. One 6 sided die, or an online die.
2. A metronome site (NOTE: all the way up and back down one time per beat)
3. A timer
4. Privacy (and possible sound privacy)
5. Lube or lotion if you need that for extended wanking
6. Your favorite porn (images, video, stories, whatever that might be), up and ready to view.
7. A few ice cubes (note, these may not be needed until the last 3/4 of the dare, so if you are in a very warm environment you may want to grab extra if you don't have a freezer nearby. )

This dare may involve (depending on how you roll):
Lots of teasing, edging, mild ice play, metronome play, possible post orgasm touching, possible mild anal, possible mild denial

Rules:

1. This will be a lot more fun if you do not read it all ahead of time. I tried to include all of the pertinent information above so you could be surprised every step.
2. No cumming until you are done (if it lets you!)
3. No touching during the dare except where and how it tells you to.
4. Have fun!
5. While doing the dare, do not read all of the possibilities, just read the one you rolled (it will take up your time and interrupt the fun!)
6. Write a report, but don’t worry about filling it in while you go, I will give you specific times for that.
7. If something is in your limits, or you do not have the required item (like ice), re-roll for that step.
8. Start out completely dressed.

Step 1: Teasing is fun! 5 minutes
First, you are going to need access to your winky, so pull down your pants and undies just below your hips.
Roll a die to decide your first step! Set a timer for 5 minutes and do what the dice choose for 5 minutes:

Spoiler:

1. Use one finger to touch your penis, move it around as much as you want, but you can not touch with more than one finger. Do not stop moving it or stop touching for the entire 5 minutes.
2. Stroke at 60 bpm for the 5 minutes (reminder: One stroke = all the way up and back down one time per beat). If you are an easy cummer and can't keep stroking, stop, pause the timer, use the ice to calm yourself down, and start the timer again when you start back up.
3. Touch however you like, but as soon as you get hard, stop touching. As soon as you start to go soft, touch just until you are hard again. Basically you are just touching enough to stay hard.
4. Pull your undies back up and rub and squeeze yourself through your undies for the entire 5 minutes (pull them back down when you are done).
5. Stroke at 75 bpm for the 5 minutes (reminder: One stroke = all the way up and back down one time per beat). If you are an easy cummer and can't keep stroking, stop, pause the timer, use the ice to calm yourself down, and start the timer again when you start back up.
6. Pull up the video/picture/story you chose in the beginning. Pull your pants and undies down to your knees. Touch your thighs and legs for the entire 5 minutes, making sure to regularly slightly brush your penis/balls, but never touch them more than that slight brushing. Pretend like it is a girl flirting. :)

Step 2: More teasing is more fun! 4 minutes
Maybe you should pull your pants down to your ankles now? Hmmm? Yes, I think you should!
Roll a die again! Set a timer for 4 minutes and do what the dice choose for 4 minutes:

Spoiler:

1. Use one finger to touch your penis, move it around as much as you want, but you can not touch with more than one finger. Do not stop moving it or stop touching for the entire 4 minutes.
2. Stroke at 60 bpm for the 4 minutes (reminder: One stroke = all the way up and back down one time per beat). If you are an easy cummer and can't keep stroking, stop, pause the timer, use the ice to calm yourself down, and start the timer again when you start back up.
3. Touch however you like, but as soon as you get hard, stop touching. As soon as you start to go soft, touch just until you are hard again. Basically you are just touching enough to stay hard.
4. Pull your undies back up and rub and squeeze yourself through your undies for the entire 4 minutes (pull them back down when you are done).
5. Stroke at 75 bpm for the 4 minutes (reminder: One stroke = all the way up and back down one time per beat). If you are an easy cummer and can't keep stroking, stop, pause the timer, use the ice to calm yourself down, and start the timer again when you start back up.
6. Pull up the video/picture/story you chose in the beginning. Pull your pants and undies down to your knees. Touch your thighs and legs for the entire 4 minutes, making sure to regularly slightly brush your penis/balls, but never touch them more than that slight brushing. Pretend like it is a girl flirting. :)

Step 3: Better start that report!
I know you want to write up a report for us all, so we know how this is going. But first, take off your shirt. Hit quick reply on the thread, and tell us how it is going so far!
NOTE: You can touch however you want during the typing, and you must touch enough to stay hard the entire time.
Tell us about getting started, what you rolled, how it feels etc.
When you are done writing move on to the next step (don’t post it yet, just save it for later.)
NOTE: If you can’t reply, or are not going to post/send a report, do this step the same, but just type it up for yourself somewhere.

Step 4: Edges are fun too!
Now I think I want you a bit more worked up, so we will do a few edges to get you there. Roll a die to determine how many:

Spoiler:

1. 6 edges
2. 4 edges
3. 5 edges
4. 3 edges
5. 1 edges
6. 6 edges

When you are done with the edges, remove your pants fully (you should be naked now) and move on to the next step.

Step 5: Shenanigans
First: Roll a die to determine how long this step will last:

Spoiler:

1. 3 minutes
2. 6 minutes
3. 4 minutes
4. 7 minutes
5. 8 minutes
6. 3 minutes

Second: Roll to see what you will be doing for those minutes:

Spoiler:

1. Count out your strokes out loud (like this: up/down= 1, up/down=2, up/down=3 etc.) Choose your own speed, as long as you can count them. (Make sure to include the final number in the report.) BUT! No breaks. Make sure you pace yourself!
2. Metronome set at 170. (reminder: One stroke = all the way up and back down one time per beat) If you have to stop (to avoid cumming), pause the timer while you are stopped, and re-start it again.
3. Two handed (down strokes): Make a fist with one hand and slide it down over your penis to the base. When the head of your penis emerges, slide the other hand down in the same way right after it. Repeat this consistently unless you need to take a break (pause the timer if you are taking a break.) You can choose the speed.
4. Metronome set at 150. (reminder: One stroke = all the way up and back down one time per beat) If you have to stop (to avoid cumming), pause the timer while you are stopped, and re-start it again.
5. Metronome set at 160. (reminder: One stroke = all the way up and back down one time per beat) If you have to stop (to avoid cumming), pause the timer while you are stopped, and re-start it again.
6. Pull up your video/picture/story. Hold/play with your balls with one hand while stroking with the other. You can not stop or take breaks, only adjust the speed/pressure, so make sure to pace yourself!

Before moving on to step 6:
Edge once, then continue writing your report. You can touch as much as you like while you do this, but no getting to an edge. When you are done writing, move on to the next step.
Note: If you are not fully naked at this point (because you didn't take off your shoes/socks?) grab your penis with your right hand, and don't let go until you are fully naked.

Step 6: More shenanigans!
First: Roll a die to determine how long this step will last:

Spoiler:

1. 3 minutes
2. 6 minutes
3. 4 minutes
4. 5 minutes
5. 4 minutes
6. 3 minutes

Second: Roll to see what you will be doing for those minutes:

Spoiler:

1. Pull up your video/picture/story. Hold/play with your balls with one hand while stroking with the other. You can not stop or take breaks, only adjust the speed/pressure, so make sure to pace yourself!
2. Metronome set at 170. (reminder: One stroke = all the way up and back down one time per beat) If you have to stop (to avoid cumming), pause the timer while you are stopped, use the ice (one full rub over your penis and balls) to calm yourself down, and restart the timer again.
3. Stroke at any speed, keep your eyes closed the entire time. You may not not pause or take breaks, you can only adjust the speed/pressure, so make sure to pace yourself! If you accidentally open your eyes: stop, use the ice (one full rub over your penis and balls) to calm yourself down, restart the timer, and try again!
4. Metronome set at 180 (oh, poor you). (reminder: One stroke = all the way up and back down one time per beat) If you have to stop (to avoid cumming), pause the timer while you are stopped, use the ice (one full rub over your penis and balls) to calm yourself down, and restart the timer again.
5. Stroke with your non-dominant hand (the one you normally don’t use). You can choose the speed and pressure, but must not stop moving your hand or take breaks, so make sure to pace yourself!
6. Metronome set at 170. (reminder: One stroke = all the way up and back down one time per beat) If you have to stop (to avoid cumming), pause the timer while you are stopped, use the ice (one full rub over your penis and balls) to calm yourself down, and restart the timer again.

Step 7: A challenge
First: Roll a die to determine how long this step will last:

Spoiler:

1. 30 seconds
2. 1 minute
3. 2 minutes
4. 1 minutes
5. 3 minutes
6. 30 seconds

Now: Set your timer. Edge once, stop touching and start the timer. You are trying to stay hard without touching yourself at all. You can touch your thighs, legs, stomach, chest, whatever, just not touch anything directly on your penis or balls.

If you succeed: Move on to the next step.
If you fail: Go back to step 5 (do not repeat step 7 again.)

Before you go on to step 8: Keep at least one finger on your penis while you update the report. When you have written enough, move on to the next step.

Step 8: How and When Can you cum?
Roll a die to decide what happens now!

Spoiler:

1. Set a timer for 30 seconds. Set the metronome to 160. Stroke at this speed the entire 30 seconds. If you cum, keep stroking until the 30 seconds are up. If you don’t cum, stop: if you still want to cum, edge once, add 10 seconds, and try again.
2. You can cum when you like, as long as you only use 2 fingers to touch.
3. Lucky! cum however and whenever you want as long as you have something in your butt (a pen, a finger, anything)!
4. You must wait at least 1 hour before you can cum (and then can only cum standing up).
5. Edge 5 more times, use the ice in between each edge over your cock and balls until you are soft. After the 5th edge, ice down one more time, and then you may cum.
6. You have 5 minutes from reading this to cum, you must cum while on your hands (or hand lol) and knees.

Now, finish up your report and post it! Thank you so much for trying my dare.