[Patrick Bateman]

First, put a clothespin on each nipple and one on the center of the tip of your tongue. Fuck your favorite dildo nonstop for 15 minutes, five minutes in three different positions. After you pull that dildo out, squat down and ride your largest dildo (try to get it all inside of you). Use the first dildo to titfuck yourself and lick/suck the head when it reaches your mouth. Try to cum in this position. If you can't after 10 minutes, lie on your back and fuck yourself with the 6 inch dildo and the 8 inch dildo at the same time, jerking off as you do so. When you cum, keep fucking the dildos as you smear your cum across your tits. Pull the dildos out, take the clothespins off, and take a cold shower. While you're in the shower, squeeze your breasts, tease your nipples, and generally have a bit of nice, relaxing, sensual fun with your new breasts.