[Patrick Bateman]

Bind your tits with rope or twine and put a clothespin on each nipple. Lube up your arse and place your 8 inch dildo onto a surface about as high as your bum. Slowly slide the dildo in, ride it, and jerk off with your non-dominant hand. When you're about to cum, take the clothespins off and put one on the head of your penis and one on your scrotum, on the space between your testicles. If you fail and cum, you have to lick it up, deepthroat your dildo, and sleep nude with clothespins around the edge of your breasts and on your nipples for the next 7 days. But if you can maintain composure and not cum, you have to edge 3 more times and then cum into a glass. Every time you cum for the next two weeks, you have to do it into the same glass and when the two weeks are over, you are to chug all of the cum. Also, for the rest of the week, you have to fuck your ass with each of your dildos, smallest to largest, for 10 minutes each day.