[softeyes]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)
oh lawd dang it.. steve i guess.

2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
i'll go for the 10 years.

3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
the first option sounds interesting.

4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
did the underwear one soo.. that one.

5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
never brush my hair.

6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
make out, poor teacher..

7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?
did you know toilet seats are some of the cleanest things in the world? okay.. maybe not the world..