[xertz]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?
Last night I was topless in boxers, on Halloween I was wearing normal clothes, so my Halloween outfit! The last actual Halloween outfit I had was years ago, in a weird but warm bin-baggy-like top and comfy pants, so still Halloween
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
Naked in stocks
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
Dad, Mum's more accepting and stays quiet about my stuff. She found all my toys and moved them and hid them under my clothes in my underwear drawer
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
Like a dog! Mrs Brown's Boys proved that haha
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Probably females
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
I could probably wait a week.. I don't get much pleasure from ass anyway, and most of my batteries are half empty, wouldn't last long heh
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Lap dance, I can't pole dance!
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Beans, you can hold your farts in. Or if I was having sex with an SO, we could probably laugh about it when I let some slip
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
3 inch, probably
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
A cup!
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
Fluffy tail! They're cute
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Airport, probably cos you wouldn't see me at a nightclub haha
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Butt plug
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
Opposite undies (as trans I wear male boxers as it is, so in this case they'd find me in female boxers)
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
Oral to last person, a guy I "sext" with sometimes
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Kitchen fridge, only 2 family members see it then instead of at least10!