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Old 07-18-2009, 05:01 AM   #4
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1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)
Steve Buscemi. You look sexy in that green cardigan.
2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
years
3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
could i change it to the dog?
4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
undies. because mine are cool.
5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
teeth. i can buy new ones.
6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
teacher.
7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?
2 toilet seats. i'm lazy.
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