[DLdapper]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
Halloween costume and my sleepwear are the same actually. Footed pjs and a diaper!
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
I'd rather not be raped. I'll be 2 hour walk away.
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
Dad
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
Baby! But I'm already a baby so it wouldn't do much.
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Girls
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
waiting would be fine. It would come out with your next poop, but if it took a whole week that would be fun.
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Don't have one. pole dancing is more fun.
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
beans are fun.
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
3 inches/
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
a cup
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
horn
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
nightclub, could play it off all sexy like.
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
I've done both, at the same time.
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
def. wearing the panties, would be awesome.
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
I don't do oral.
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
fridge