Are you a boy or a girl?
Boy
How old are you?
35
Are you straight, bi or gay?
straight (but curious)
Do you enjoy anal? If so, state how.
Yes, buttplugs, I find it embarassing, and it kinda feels nice.
Do you enjoy bondage? If so, state how.
Would like to try, no experience.
Do you enjoy spanking? If so, state how.
Tiny bit of expereince, and yes, for the humiliation
Do you enjoy being embarrassed or humiliated? If so, state how.
Yes, LOL! See above 2 answers! And however the person controlling me wants.
Have you ever had sex before? If so, how many times?
Yes, LOADS.
Most amount of sexual partners?
I'd have to sit and work it out, 20+ ish?
How often do you masturbate?
Daily
What do you usually masturbate to, and how?
Varies wildly
How many pairs of underwear do you own?
Dozens
What's your favorite style of underwear?
Anything that looks nice
Are you wearing underwear, and if so what kind are you wearing right now?
Yes, thong (male thong)
Describe your dream partner.
A fearless, intelligent switch (female) who is as imaginative and kinky as me.
For the ladies; what is your bra size. For the gentlemen, what's the size of your penis?
6"
What is your favorite color?
Blue
What kind of lingerie do you own?
None
What kind of sexual toys do you have?
Butt plugs
Longest orgasm you have ever had?
10 seconds
Kinkiest thing you've ever done in public?
Self bondage wearing "borrowed" female underwear in the woods
Most humiliated you've ever felt?
See above answer
Would you be willing to have sex with someone for money?
Yes.
Would you have sex on camera?
Yes.
Have you ever posted a naked picture of yourself on camera?
Yes.
Would you be willing to be a master/mistress?
Yes.
Have you ever wanted a master/mistress?
Yes.
Ever worn the opposite gender's clothing?
Yes.
Ever stolen anything?
Yes. 
Weirdest thing you find attractive?
Nappies. I find it weird (not into age play, just nappies - very weird)