[SneakyGuy]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
Halloween costume. It was mostly black leather and denim stuff.

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
In stocks. If there are stocks in public, I must be in some awesome place.

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
Mom.

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
Dog. Woof!

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Girls.

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
Provided that it is magically safe, I'd wait.

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Lap dance.

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Beans. Simple over the counter med solves the issue.

Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
Either would totally suck, but 15 is more impressive.

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
A.

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
The horn. Epic.

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Airport.

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Plug. Ball gags hurt for long hours.

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
Undies. I can tell a story about how it happened.

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
Last one I texted. She is a fuck buddy of mine.

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Fridge.