1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
I slept naked so it would have to be the costume (unless I could just not leave the house) which is annoying because i had a sticky 'bloody' eye patch.
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
The first, less chance of someone I know seeing me.
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
mum.
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
baby.
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
girls, I would hope the embarrassment would stop me getting a boner.
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
If I knew it would come out itself after a week I'd do that.
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
lap dance, I've tried pole dancing and it's difficult to look sexy I found.
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
I hate beans so onion.
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
both would be annoying but at least 15 is something to brag about.
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
a cup, I'm too small for big boobs.
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
fluffy tail, at least you wouldn't have to explain it to everyone.
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
airport, at least its more private.
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
butt plug, less annoying.
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
jungle. less embarrassing.
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
last person was my girlfriend so i'll go with that.
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
facebook, nobody looks at my facebook anyway.
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