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1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
sleepwear. I had a grey tee and a non matching black bottom, going with my black briefs.

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
I will pick the two hours walk, wishing that I can get away with it.

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
Dad. hands down.

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
baby.

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
girls.

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
no idea. I guess waiting a week.

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
pole dance.

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
beans.

Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
15 inches?

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
That is a hard question. A I guess. You get attention for the F cup occasionally but it is going to kill your back every single day.

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
tail

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
on the spot? airport I guess

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
plug

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
opposite genders undies

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
stranger.

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
kitchen fridge