Remember you MUST pick one or the other.
1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)My last halloween costume. It was a vampire. I had a vampire phase were i was obsessed with vampires.
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
Naked with just my house key. I can run. Still be a long time to get home though.
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
Dad, my mom has caught me masturbrating before.
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
A dog, dogs are awesome and can smell fear, baby's just cry.
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?Full of girls. Maybe I could convince one to fuck me.
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)Wait I week, I hate doctors and if its going to fall out why go through all that trouble?
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?Lape dance.
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)Onion, honestly as much onion as I eat, this will probably be true anyways.
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
15 inch, if I suddenly have a penis I want it to be big.
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?An a cup, I like small boobs.
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?A unicorn horn, they look pretty.
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?At a airport, I'm assuming less people.
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?A butt plug it's more discreet.
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?That I grow a jungle down there.
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)Next stranger I see I wouldn't know so it could be anyone so last person I texted which was Cent.
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?My kitchen fridge. My friends don't need to know this, although it'd still be odd with family.
I look forward to all your replies
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