[thrilloftherisk]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)

Hmm, Halloween costume. I dressed as a character from Team Fortress 2 so it isn't completely ridiclous. Better than just boxers anyway. :P

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?

2 hours walk as I live in the country and I could possibly get home ninja style without being seen.

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?

Mom defo.

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?

Baby. People can't make you do strange things as a baby but you could hump everything as a dog which could be embarassing.

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?

Girls as it would be a turn on. One of my biggest turnons is in fact thinking about being the only naked person in a room full of fully clothes women.

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)

Wait a week. May as well enjoy it.

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?

Lap dance, get up close and personal. lol

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)

Onion. You can combat bad breath.

Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?

15, silly question.

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?

F, may as well go all in.

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?

The tail, easier to hide in the long run.

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?

Tough one, both are bad. I'd have to say Night Club as after you can get hmmered and forget all about it.

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?

Buttplug, Gag gets in the way (which is the point I suppose)

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?

Underwear.

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)

Last person texted (my mates hot girlfriend :P)

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?

Fridge. Currently live alone so it would only be for me to see.