1. Have you ever had sex in three or more positions in one session?
Yes
2. Have you ever had sex continuously for 1 hour or more?
Does all night long count?
3. Have you ever devoted an entire day to sex and sexual activity (with breaks for eating, etc)?
Oh yeah
4. Have you ever been so loud having sex that housemates/neighbors commented or complained?
No
5. Have you ever had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone?
To me yes, in public no
6. Have you ever written an explicitly erotic story?
Yes
7. Have you ever brought your partner to orgasm using only your hands?
Yes
8. Have you ever licked or sucked on someone else’s feet and/or toes?
Yes
9. Have you ever had sex with someone you’re not married to?
Huh?
10. Have you ever had sex with someone who’s married to someone else?
No
11. Have you ever had sex simultaneously with two people—MMF? MFF?
Sadly, no
12. Have you ever had anal sex?
Yes
13. Have you ever gone out in public while wearing an anal plug?
among other things 
14. Have you ever been told you’re dirty because of the things you say?
No
15. Have you ever gotten really turned on by saying or hearing dirty talk?
Yes
16. Have you ever had sexual fantasies related to or involving submission, domination, suppression, forced intercourse, infliction of pain, bondage, hot wax, nipples clamps, etc…?
Constantly
17. Have you ever been involved in any sexual activities you would describe as kinky?
Definitely yes
18. Have you ever realized that you are much more sexually open-minded/kinky than most of your previous partners and/or friends?
Yes
19. Have you ever been part of an S/M roleplay (master/mistress/slave), domination (as the dominant/submissive part), or being victim of pain (such as whipping, caning, hot wax on genitals, nipple clamps/genital clamps etc.)?
Yes
20. Have you ever identified as bisexual–to yourself? to partners? to friends?
No
21. Have you ever fantasized about or practiced orgasm control/denial?
Why just fantasize?
22. Have you ever daydreamed about sexual activities exceeding what most people consider “normal” sex?
Yes indeed
23. Have you ever gotten really turned on by fantasizing about/witnessing gay (guys) or lesbian (girls) sex?
Sometimes
24. Have you ever tried scissoring?
No
25. Have you ever performed oral sex on a man?
Yes
26. Have you ever performed oral sex on a woman?
Yes
27. Have you ever received oral sex from a man?
Yes
28. Have you ever received oral sex from a woman?
Yes
29. How old were you the first time you had sex?
19-ish
30. Where?
in a bed
31. How many partners till now?
lost count
32. Have you ever practiced BDSM on yourself (bondage, nipple clamps, hot wax, suction, electro-stim, etc etc etc)?
Practice makes perfect!
33. Have you had more or fewer lovers than your current partner?
Don't know
34. Have you ever had sex in front of other people?
Yes
35. If "yes". Did you know them?
No
36. Did you like it?
Yes
37. Have you ever had a crush on a fellow member here?
Too soon to tell
38. Have you ever met anyone through AFF, OKCupid, Kassidie, or another site?
No
39. Have you ever had an orgasm without any direct stimulation of your sex(not counting dreams)?
Not yet, but I'm working on it
40. Do you like being called dirty names during sex?
Doesn't matter