[SirNelson]

Here's the dare...Shuffle a deck of cards.

You will be taking 30 cards from the deck (20 or 25 cards if you want a lighter dare)

If it is a club, slap one of your tits (your choice which one), hard
If it a spade, slap both tits hard
If it is diamond, slap both tits hard and slap your pussy twice
If it is a heart, slap both tits hard, slap your pussy 3 times and slap each cheek of your bare ass 10 times with either a wooden spoon, hairbrush, etc (your choice).

Please report back how the dare went.

Sir Nelson