[Py_Bpss]

Put a key in a pie plate fill with shaving cream or whipped cream. Find a way to lock yourself into female clothes, maybe put a lock on your belt after you made it super tight and the key in the pie plate. If your willing tie your hands behind your back and just like the county fair pie eating contest, you can't touch the key with your hands till it's been stuck to your face at least 20 seconds, counted out loud. You can add more than just whip cream to the plate like honey if you want to try and make it easier to stick to your face.

If lock and key is to much use a penny but it has to be stuck on your face for more than a minute before you can clean up and you have to send me a report.